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Total Medals Earned: 173 (From 37 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 1,730 Points

Africa Dudes

There Unlocked 11/1/10
25 Points
Sit there, shut up, and watch the entire thing...ALL THE WAY TO THE BITTER END.
There and Black Again 50 Points Watch Africa Dudes twice in a row, black to black! (Without re-loading your window!)
GO BACK TO AFRICA 100 Points Yeah, you're gonna sit there and watch it again - AND THIS TIME, YOU BETTER LOVE IT.

Medals Earned: 1/3 (25/175 points)

Bullet Audyssey

My First Quantum Sidekick Unlocked 12/4/11
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Planet Marcury Unlocked 12/4/11
5 Points
Free the planet Marcury from the Euphony gods.
Planet Sars Unlocked 12/4/11
5 Points
Free the planet Sars from the Euphony gods
Planet Jupitupe Unlocked 12/4/11
10 Points
Free the planet Jupitupe from the Euphony gods.
Planet Narpdarp Unlocked 12/4/11
10 Points
Free the planet Narpdarp from the Euphony gods.
It's Over 9000!!!! 5 Points Deal at least 9000 damage in a single attack.
Rated E for Everything 5 Points Visit our sponsor by clicking on one of the in-game links.
OVERCHARGED!!! 10 Points Reach a max overcharge combo.
Planet Satamalat 10 Points Free the planet Satamalat from the Euphony gods.
Disco Fever! 25 Points Unlock the Audyssey Jukebox
Maximum Power 25 Points Reach the maximum level.
Planet Penos 25 Points Free the planet Penos from the Euphony gods.
Planet Plutoo 25 Points Free the planet Plutoo from the Euphony gods.
Save your Home Planet 25 Points Free your home planet, Qweezleqwozzle, from the Euphony gods.
The Malky Way 25 Points Free the Malky Way from the Euphony gods.
Yellow Brick Road 25 Points Achieve 12 gold runs (beating a stage with no lives lost).
Protecting Qweezleqwozzle from the Scum of the Universe 50 Points Beat every stage in the game (including credits).
Crown of the Euphony Gods 100 Points Get a gold run on every single stage in the game (including credits).
Secret Synthesizer Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 5/19 (35/395 points)

Butcherbugs

Puberty Unlocked 1/28/12
10 Points
Destroy the butcher's pituitary gland!
Temporal Lobe 50 Points Destroy the butcher's temporal lobe!
Ladybugs Knocking Over Deadly Butchers 100 Points Destroy the butcher's frontal lobe, resulting in total loss of motor control!

Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/160 points)

Charlie Sheen - Winning

Two and a Half Miles Unlocked 3/15/11
5 Points
Travel over 2.5 miles
Bend Over 5 Points Die 5 Times
People Person 5 Points Run 250 people over
Terminal Velocity 5 Points Reach a speed of over 100 miles per hour
Tiger Blood 5 Points Activate Tiger Mode
CARnage 10 Points Destroy 100 cars
Hot Shot 10 Points Reach a speed of 60 miles per hour without tiger blood
Major Bender 10 Points Travel 100 miles
My Goddesses 10 Points Pick up 30 strippers
Winners use Drugs 10 Points Use every type of drug in the game
Street Wall 25 Points Crash into 10 concrete barriers
Rockstar From Mars 50 Points Travel 200 miles

Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/150 points)

Communist in Space

Liberated Unlocked 3/13/11
50 Points
Beat the game
Qvit Stalin 5 Points Start already!
Over 9000 50 Points Win the game a certain amount of score.

Medals Earned: 1/3 (50/105 points)

Diesel Valkyrie

Normandy Boss Unlocked 11/18/10
5 Points
Defeat the Normandy Boss
Accuracy Unlocked 11/18/10
10 Points
Get above 90% Accuracy in a level
Berlin Boss 10 Points Defeat the Berlin Boss
Demigod 10 Points Complete a level on Demigod difficulty
Bitten 25 Points Complete a level receiving at least 50 bite marks
Epic! 25 Points Get an Epic combo (90x)
Leningrad Boss 25 Points Defeat the Leningrad Boss
Stomper 25 Points Get at least 50 Zombie Stomps in a level
BBQ 50 Points Get a BBQ ratio over 75%

Medals Earned: 2/9 (15/185 points)

DN8

Learn to fly Unlocked 4/22/11
5 Points
Evolve the vertical movement mutation
Work that combo Unlocked 4/22/11
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Blood on your hands 25 Points Get to rank 3 in the Destroyer challenge
Phew, that was close 25 Points Get to rank 3 of the Graze challenge
Two Headed Freak 25 Points Get to rank 3 in the Mutant challenge
Job done 50 Points Complete the game
You're the man 100 Points Complete all the challenges
There's one for the good guys Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Super RedRum Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/9 (10/250 points)

Don't Shit Your Pants

...Where's the toilet paper? Unlocked 7/9/10
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
He got it from Burger King Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/15 points)

Doodle God

Doodle Demi-God Unlocked 7/7/10
10 Points
Unlock half the category groups.
Doodle Almost-God 10 Points Combine 60 elements to advance civilization and your card collection!
Doodle True-God 50 Points Discover all elements.

Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/70 points)

endeavor

Endeavor Unlocked 12/2/10
5 Points
Fall to the world below.
Glutton 5 Points Collect 10 endurance fruits.
Infamous 5 Points Kill 5 creatures.
Smell the Roses 5 Points Touch 100 flowers.
Antibiotic 10 Points Kill 20 creatures.
Florist 10 Points Touch 300 flowers.
Only the Strongest 10 Points Max out your endurance bar.
Overachiever 10 Points Collect 11 gems.
Hero Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Pawn Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Savage Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Forever, Endeavor Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/115 points)