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Total Medals Earned: 173 (From 37 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 1,730 Points

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Africa Dudes

Medals Earned: 1/3 (25/175 points)

There 25 Points

Sit there, shut up, and watch the entire thing...ALL THE WAY TO THE BITTER END.

There and Black Again 50 Points

Watch Africa Dudes twice in a row, black to black! (Without re-loading your window!)

GO BACK TO AFRICA 100 Points

Yeah, you're gonna sit there and watch it again - AND THIS TIME, YOU BETTER LOVE IT.

Bullet Audyssey

Medals Earned: 5/19 (35/395 points)

Planet Marcury 5 Points

Free the planet Marcury from the Euphony gods.

Planet Sars 5 Points

Free the planet Sars from the Euphony gods

Planet Jupitupe 10 Points

Free the planet Jupitupe from the Euphony gods.

Planet Narpdarp 10 Points

Free the planet Narpdarp from the Euphony gods.

Secret Medal ????? Points

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It's Over 9000!!!! 5 Points

Deal at least 9000 damage in a single attack.

Rated E for Everything 5 Points

Visit our sponsor by clicking on one of the in-game links.

OVERCHARGED!!! 10 Points

Reach a max overcharge combo.

Planet Satamalat 10 Points

Free the planet Satamalat from the Euphony gods.

Disco Fever! 25 Points

Unlock the Audyssey Jukebox

Maximum Power 25 Points

Reach the maximum level.

Planet Penos 25 Points

Free the planet Penos from the Euphony gods.

Planet Plutoo 25 Points

Free the planet Plutoo from the Euphony gods.

Save your Home Planet 25 Points

Free your home planet, Qweezleqwozzle, from the Euphony gods.

The Malky Way 25 Points

Free the Malky Way from the Euphony gods.

Yellow Brick Road 25 Points

Achieve 12 gold runs (beating a stage with no lives lost).

Protecting Qweezleqwozzle from the Scum of the Universe 50 Points

Beat every stage in the game (including credits).

Crown of the Euphony Gods 100 Points

Get a gold run on every single stage in the game (including credits).

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Butcherbugs

Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/160 points)

Puberty 10 Points

Destroy the butcher's pituitary gland!

Temporal Lobe 50 Points

Destroy the butcher's temporal lobe!

Ladybugs Knocking Over Deadly Butchers 100 Points

Destroy the butcher's frontal lobe, resulting in total loss of motor control!

Charlie Sheen - Winning

Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/150 points)

Two and a Half Miles 5 Points

Travel over 2.5 miles

Bend Over 5 Points

Die 5 Times

People Person 5 Points

Run 250 people over

Terminal Velocity 5 Points

Reach a speed of over 100 miles per hour

Tiger Blood 5 Points

Activate Tiger Mode

CARnage 10 Points

Destroy 100 cars

Hot Shot 10 Points

Reach a speed of 60 miles per hour without tiger blood

Major Bender 10 Points

Travel 100 miles

My Goddesses 10 Points

Pick up 30 strippers

Winners use Drugs 10 Points

Use every type of drug in the game

Street Wall 25 Points

Crash into 10 concrete barriers

Rockstar From Mars 50 Points

Travel 200 miles

Communist in Space

Medals Earned: 1/3 (50/105 points)

Liberated 50 Points

Beat the game

Qvit Stalin 5 Points

Start already!

Over 9000 50 Points

Win the game a certain amount of score.

Diesel Valkyrie

Medals Earned: 2/9 (15/185 points)

Normandy Boss 5 Points

Defeat the Normandy Boss

Accuracy 10 Points

Get above 90% Accuracy in a level

Berlin Boss 10 Points

Defeat the Berlin Boss

Demigod 10 Points

Complete a level on Demigod difficulty

Bitten 25 Points

Complete a level receiving at least 50 bite marks

Epic! 25 Points

Get an Epic combo (90x)

Leningrad Boss 25 Points

Defeat the Leningrad Boss

Stomper 25 Points

Get at least 50 Zombie Stomps in a level

BBQ 50 Points

Get a BBQ ratio over 75%

DN8

Medals Earned: 2/9 (10/250 points)

Learn to fly 5 Points

Evolve the vertical movement mutation

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Blood on your hands 25 Points

Get to rank 3 in the Destroyer challenge

Phew, that was close 25 Points

Get to rank 3 of the Graze challenge

Two Headed Freak 25 Points

Get to rank 3 in the Mutant challenge

Job done 50 Points

Complete the game

You're the man 100 Points

Complete all the challenges

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Don't Shit Your Pants

Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/15 points)

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Doodle God

Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/70 points)

Doodle Demi-God 10 Points

Unlock half the category groups.

Doodle Almost-God 10 Points

Combine 60 elements to advance civilization and your card collection!

Doodle True-God 50 Points

Discover all elements.

endeavor

Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/115 points)

Endeavor 5 Points

Fall to the world below.

Glutton 5 Points

Collect 10 endurance fruits.

Infamous 5 Points

Kill 5 creatures.

Smell the Roses 5 Points

Touch 100 flowers.

Antibiotic 10 Points

Kill 20 creatures.

Florist 10 Points

Touch 300 flowers.

Only the Strongest 10 Points

Max out your endurance bar.

Overachiever 10 Points

Collect 11 gems.

Secret Medal ????? Points

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jpbear's Medals

There 25 Points

There and Black Again 50 Points

GO BACK TO AFRICA 100 Points

Planet Marcury 5 Points

Planet Sars 5 Points

Planet Jupitupe 10 Points

Planet Narpdarp 10 Points

Secret Medal ????? Points

It's Over 9000!!!! 5 Points

Rated E for Everything 5 Points

OVERCHARGED!!! 10 Points

Planet Satamalat 10 Points

Disco Fever! 25 Points

Maximum Power 25 Points

Planet Penos 25 Points

Planet Plutoo 25 Points

Save your Home Planet 25 Points

The Malky Way 25 Points

Yellow Brick Road 25 Points

Protecting Qweezleqwozzle from the Scum of the Universe 50 Points

Crown of the Euphony Gods 100 Points

Secret Medal ????? Points

Puberty 10 Points

Temporal Lobe 50 Points

Ladybugs Knocking Over Deadly Butchers 100 Points

Two and a Half Miles 5 Points

Bend Over 5 Points

People Person 5 Points

Terminal Velocity 5 Points

Tiger Blood 5 Points

CARnage 10 Points

Hot Shot 10 Points

Major Bender 10 Points

My Goddesses 10 Points

Winners use Drugs 10 Points

Street Wall 25 Points

Rockstar From Mars 50 Points

Liberated 50 Points

Qvit Stalin 5 Points

Over 9000 50 Points

Normandy Boss 5 Points

Accuracy 10 Points

Berlin Boss 10 Points

Demigod 10 Points

Bitten 25 Points

Epic! 25 Points

Leningrad Boss 25 Points

Stomper 25 Points

BBQ 50 Points

Learn to fly 5 Points

Secret Medal ????? Points

Blood on your hands 25 Points

Phew, that was close 25 Points

Two Headed Freak 25 Points

Job done 50 Points

You're the man 100 Points

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Doodle Demi-God 10 Points

Doodle Almost-God 10 Points

Doodle True-God 50 Points

Endeavor 5 Points

Glutton 5 Points

Infamous 5 Points

Smell the Roses 5 Points

Antibiotic 10 Points

Florist 10 Points

Only the Strongest 10 Points

Overachiever 10 Points

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